The Informant

I can take a lot when it comes to bad movies, but this takes the cake.

We had to watch this more than three times before we managed to get all the way through, every time we fell asleep from boredom while waiting for something to happen.

I thought I had lost all respect for Matt Damon after “The Good Shepherd” but this was torture. What an absolute load of rubbish, Matt Damon was either broke, which I doubt, or was trying to prove a point that he can act in bad movies too.

The movie almost offers a hint of comedy. It teases you with the hint of a twist but then it’s a lame one. They had good intentions with the story line and good actors, but some how managed to miss the bus.

If you are considering suicide and looking for something to push you over the edge, this is for you.

Eastern Promises

I’m in such shock I simply don’t know what to say, I spent the duration of the movie waiting for it to begin.

The odd twist, was not nearly worth the wait and the movie ended before there was any action or excitement.

The movie had a lot of potential and had some good underlying story potential but did not seem to get off the ground.

If you are looking for a reason to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and fall asleep in an awkward position on the couch then get this movie, otherwise don’t waste your time or your money.

We were totally disappointed.

Life Aquatic

We started watching this movie more than once, and today we brought ourselves to watch it to the end.

We were so upset with ourselves for wasting our time.

This movie is, boring, stupid and has absolutely no story line or point what so ever. With a cast of well known actors, we thought it might surprise us, but it didn’t, not in the least. If there was even a single moment of drama, action, romance or comedy, it was very poorly brought across.

Watching this movie was absolute torture and we would only recommend it to you if you suffer from extreme insomnia.